Heeellllllloooo Hypocrites!

I would like to let you know that your staff room is fucking disgusting. Incase any of you are blind, deaf, or mute (actually that would explain a lot) , let me elaborate…a proper staff room does NOT have:

• Dishes (UNWASHED) all over the room.

– Seriously! You’re all grown ups, act like some, is this how your house looks like? If it is, I’m pretty sure your either single, divorced, or should be divorced. It’s so nasty in there, it’s gross by teenage standards. If you have dishes, wash them. It’s really really sad that you can’t even get up off your fat ass to bring the dishes to the sink. Don’t just leave it on the table and giggle! Who are you? And don’t give me that bullshit saying that the room is 53 years old. I don’t give a fuck if the room is 53 yrs old, that means that you all have had 53 years to get up and do something about the fuckin mess! It looks like a goddamn episode of HORDERS there , you sick sons of bitches! Get up and fix it! There are people (old) that have lived in a home for more than 53 yrs and if you go in there it looks like a frickin hospital! THAT CLEAN!! And its not only dishes, you have vases with plant residue down there with your plates, you have what seems to be a PAM oil spray thing that has been leaking with your toasters, dust covers EVERYTHING and your toaster are messed up, they have so many crumbs(?), or some sort of THING in it that it would be impossible to clean and reuse. Btw, the plugs for all 3 of them are rusted and the cord is chewed to bits.

• Cutlery (Forks, Knives, Spoons – for the people reading this with a sub-80 IQ) jammed into a cutlery tray and shoved into a drawer FILLED WITH MICE SHIT!

– THAT IS NASTY!! And all you science people… are you fucked in the head? Did the mice shit that was in the drawer fly through your ear canal, breed some fucked up insect that currently dry humps your brain? Do you have any idea how much BACTERIA must have accumulated in that one drawer or the entire room? Everywhere you touch is filled with bacteria and nasty stuff that grows and shit, so don’t complain about how nasty the cafeteria is after lunch, look at your room, that place is worst. At first I thought what I was looking at was black rice… I was thinking about wild rice and the multicolored rice (some types are black), until I asked around and everyone said it was mice shit. So I poked it with a toothpick, it sunk in. WTF!!!!! MICE SHIT!!! THAT’S SOO FUCKED UP!

• MOLD in Ziplocs bags and containers.

– for real? Am I your fucking maid? DO NOT put your nasty ass moldy containers on the drying rack BESIDE THE SINK? Are you stupid? When/If someone decides to finally wash some dishes, they put the clean stuff on the drying rack- thank you for polluting our clean dishes. That’s just sick.

• Nasty smell radiating from the furniture and walls and everything in general

– in case most of you are 12st century retarded, or have been living under a rock, there is this new invention called FEBREZE AIR EFFECTS. According to its advertisement it: is an odor eliminator, air fresherner, and contains beta-cyclodextrin- a molecule that retaining malodorous molecules, thus making them no longer to be able to be detected as a scent. In all: BUY THAT FEBREZE! It smells dingy and gross in there and the mold you have in your storage is not helping, MOLD IS NOT POTPURRI! Try dry cleaning the furniture covers or maybe growing a brain and figuring out that in a long term situation; suede, polyester, or any other fabrics that can trap in odors would not be the smartest way to go. Try leather or maybe put a plastic covering over your furniture (I heard that Italians like to saran-wrap their sofas).

• Mice
- just to let you know… ND has a very nice mice population, and they are all shitting in your staff room. Student are now smart enough to not buy anything from the kitchens after two people saw a mouse so be smart enough to NOT eat your food and/or place your food somewhere near the sink or cabinets or anywhere that mice can get to. Its gross that you put this stuff in your mouths.


Don’t be hypocrites, stop bitching at us student saying that we’re gross and disgusting and make messes everywhere. Look at your staff room! Its worst than all the rooms put together after lunch. Its so nasty the devil won’t even shit in there if he was offered the chance! And don’t say that you want to donate the cutlery and the appliances and containers to the homeless. POOR PEOPLE WON’T EVEN WANT YOUR NASTY STUFF! I’m pretty sure that their standards are even higher than yours since you obviously don’t give a shit! And that microwave? Yeahhh… I’d bleach it or douse with gasoline, bleach, whatever and just light it. Its hopeless, I would never EVER heat up my food in that, there’s dried (looks like its gonna start molding) pasta on the bottom and the sides have some sort of dried liquid on it. Its over, throw it out, don’t give it to anyone unless you want them to be poison, and even then that would be cruel.

One more thing… why do you have so many knives? There is a substantial amount of knives compare to forks and spoons. I’m worried for all of you. And then you say that you want to give the cutlery to the poor and homeless. Just to let you know; those homeless people, with their drug addiction and alcohol addictions and messed up lives, are probably suicidal… so now you want to put sharp knives into their hands? Are you trying to get them to kill themselves faster? Is this your way of trying to get rid of the homeless problem we have on the east side? Because in your staff room you have SO many knives that all of you should just start a second-hand knives store. Really. I’m actually serious. I would go, and never buy anything but I’d go to see that. And homeless people should be given a chance. Stop collecting knives and sending them downtown. NOBODY WANTS KNIVES!

Thank you!
Love,
Everyone who’s been into the staff room… god bless our souls.

i haven't been blogging for a while...simply because I've been busy with stuff that are uninteresting. anyways the most that have happened is that i went shopping at Daiso and Pacific Center..thats it. yeah the whole friday-daiso-show the japanese exchange student around thing happened and it was sucessful.

we took the skytrain...to Aberdeen, went to daiso. i bought shit loads of smelly oils, btw, i 'm in <3 with the scent of euclyptus! its amazing! I've always loved minty smells and i esspecially love it in my room since it puts me too sleep, so i bought that along with bergamot, chamoile, rose, sandlewood, ..and some mixture that is called 'woody herb' , that smells nice too. well, each was 2 bucks so i wasn't feeling alot of spenderguilt so i was fine. OMG! i tried this japanese yummy stuff at daiso called 'brown sugar cakes' ..i'm tellin you ! its AMAZING! so amazing that i bought a pack along with some seaweed that Arisa recommended. that was yummy too.

Then we went to Pacific Centre and i stopped by body shop to take a deep intese sniff of Tea Tree Oil, cause i love the smell of that too. then i left and didn't buy it cause i'm not crazy enough to buy it for 9 bucks when i can wait for daiso to sell if for 2 bucks. The Lewin, Narfie, Arisa and I saw that Stiches had a 50% off sale so we went it. Some where between elbow licking, making fun of slutty gr 8 look-a-likes, and my anxiety attack because i didn't know whether i should buy the blazer or the earrings or both...will i use it, will it be worth it, will my mother kill me for buying it...etc. i eventually called said mother and after calling and recalling at least 5 times, i bought the blazer for $10 (original was $20) and a pair of earrings for ($3.25)... it was the earrings i was freaking out the most, honestly..i HATE buying accessories and jewelry at stores cause to me, they are ALL over priced. i don't like spending more than a buck for earrings or a buck-half for huge dangly ones...but i did, and then we ate.. but i was sooo broke by then that i just had juice cause we ate some of the Daiso goodies on the skytrain :D

anyways we all went home after that and when i was sitting on the skytrain by my self... i noticed...Vancouver at night... looks somewhat like New York. honestly, i don't like vancouver, but i will admit that it has its charm, and more than once it had come close to convincing me that i like it...then some mothafucka reafferms my eariler opinion. Honestly, everyone's like : "oh Canada is such a nice place you must love it everyone's sooooo nice!" ... and i'm like : "bitch, you have NOT been to the neighboorhoods have you?"

ah well, yale town is pretty.

also! i baked for the first time!!! i've cooked before, but baked i have never because my mom thinks that ill burn down the place so she doesn't let me near the oven, but a few days ago i made Chicken Mushroom Creamed Rice, which was SOOOOO good,... well could've been better BUT! mom said to leave it in the oven for 45 mins, but i said and hour because the internet said an hour but she didin't listen to me... in the end:
I WAS RIGHT!

but anywho.. i'm thinking of cooking again tomorrow, and btw, its easter break now so no school tomorrow, and monday to yipee! freedom!!

AND! today!!! is APRIL FOOLS DAY!! so this is waht happened,
- some one stole some teachers smartboard
- student drove his car into the courtyard
- students dressed up as hockey players skated (in rollerblades) into the cafeteria
- they put a bunch of tape on the stairs
- some students tried the bubble trick with a teacher (FAIL)
- and the biggest one was: the principle said hat TWILIGHT was comming to film at our school, or check it out or somethin,... anyways the reason why this sorta worked is because :

a couple years ago, they were actually legit checking out the school and they wanted to film here BUT the priest (damn him!) said that since it was about vampires, and my school is catholic, it goes againsts the school's religion so they can't film.. BOOO!! so they went to David Thompson School instead.
so this time, since our school is gonna be smashed down in a couple months, it worked cause people thought that they would want it because since it was gonna be smashed, they could decorate it how ever they want... it got to the point where USHERs were actually setting up the auditorium. so anyways the older kids kinda figured it out but the gr 8 totally believee!!
aparently the ppl comming was taylor lautner and ashlee green (however you spell that) anyways, the annoucements was talking about how everyone should be calm ,and not to freak out if they see a streach limosine..etc. but at the end of the day everyone figured out except for the gr 8s so they were hanging around the auditorium trying to get a peek... it was sad

in my opinion.. the only reason i would want to get any twilight autographs is to sell them on ebay when i'm down on rent money
thats it

so thats all that have happened..
oh yeah, and i got a blood test and physio to day too
..i swear my physiotherapist is becoming my shrink too..
 lol

bie bie

btw,, you know how everyone says that taylor lautner's body is sooo hot ... well, here's why:


http://www.ohlalamag.com/.a/6a00e54fb7301c88340115707569eb970b-800wi

 yay! my mario badescu products have arrived!!! joy!

tehee, they came this afternoon when i was still suffering at school but its alright as long as it came...that's what she said! :D
well, to day... well lets start from the beginning: 

okay sooo... this week is gonna be hectic
rewind:

MONDAY (AKA today) -
so today i decided to buy pizza in school instead of eating my noodles... i love pizza and i don't regret that decision. LEWIN DOESN"T HATE ME!! yay!! even though i almost killed her but she's being nice about it which is something i've been praying for the entire week end! HALLELUJAH! ... unless she's been planning some diabolical plan to actually kill me and being nice to me is a facade to get information... hm..
well, the filming for the english project has been completed, lewin, 'a-failure-that-we-call' robin and I; with the help of franchesca (narfie) filmed it after school on Friday.. lewin and i wore the clothes we bought at Pacific Center the past weekend(?) , narfie didn't wear hers because she forgot, but she still had her cuteness factor so we couldn't kill and eat her like the German internet cannibal. ;).. well that sunday robin was suppose to be recording the music but the other ppl bailed on him so the three of us (meaning lewin and I only) are fucked. completely.
so today, we put some more pressure on him to get his part of the work done and i'm contemplating just kicking him out (lewin says that we'll lost marks for group work shit) and/or just doing a kick ass poster on the side to distract from the horrid musical/visual. at least we're not like the other group who are dressing up like siao ginahs and going into the forest to film. and the only reason they're doin this is because their leader is sibeh kiasu.
.... ah well, to day in french the bitch still forgotten to plug in my marks for french so no matter how many 100% i get, I DON'T KNOW MY ACTUAL FUCKIN MARK!! stess... i keep pushing her but ughhhh, she's blonde so... i don't really expect info to get through so well. :P
all so in french we were reminded of a stupid project - to create a robot..wtf? can some one tell me; since we're all mature adults here, when in my life will i need to make a fuckin ROBOT!!??? grrr... anyways i was supposedly gonna be partnered up with this girl that i did my poster of a drawn-on robot with, but then this jackass wanted to join our group.

• my thought - whatever, if he's paying for the materials i don't give a shit

well, the other of them are doing substantially worst then i am in french (which is kinda impossible cause anyone who known me long enough will know that i suck at french) and i know that they will take advantage of me soo they can get a higher grade.. sign.
well, thank fully a guy whos name starts with the letter J. (i can't write his real name cause that would be unfair since he doesn't know abt this blog and cant kill me - like lewin & narfie can .. robin: i just don't give a shit abt him), well J. and i work well together since he's more book smart and i'm good at art. so our planning for the project goes like this:

- you gonna take care of the written?
- yup, you gonna do the art stuff?
- yup.. so we settled?
- yup,.. K! lets get started!

that fast.
so now, we're makin a time machine robot due on next tuesday, i have two essays due that monday, so i can't do anything on the weekend so it'll all be done during lunch and break this thursday, friday, and monday. jeezz..
- so anyways, that girl and that jackass are all pissy (well the girl doesn't really give a shit cause now she can go wit her bff and they can make some 'tan-o-bot') and the jackass...well now he learns why he shouldn't be ajackass! no one wanted him in their group! :D so he told the teacher that he was wit J.&me without asking us, and she bought it. (i forgive her, she's angmoh..so she's a bit slow)
that led to a mini argument between the jackass and moi that kinda goes like this (J. just gives me a look that says: 'you take care of this') :

- jackass : i'm in ur group right sylv? (tryin to convince the teach.)
- me : wat?! nononononononononononono hell no, your not
- jackass : wat? common sylv we're friends right (STILL trying to convince teach that i'm not gonna kill him)
- me: i DO NOT want you in my group
- jackass: common why? (whinny bitch)
- me : cause u'll do nothing!
- jackass: how do you know? you've never been a group w/me before!
- me : no but i don't have to since i've been in the same grade as you for 3 yrs and j.'s been a group w/you before
- jackass : common!
- me: NO!
- stupid teacher: now sylvia, this attitude wont get you far in life..
- me (in my head) : shut up you stupid bitch! you speak 3 languages and instead of putting that into better use your in a high school teaching kids that don't want you around..willingly! wat are you some masochist?
- me (in real life) : ms. __ i am not letting some idiot take advantage of me because he doesn't want to do any work and get a good grade for doin nothing.
- me (to jackasss): go away!

.... fades away... i forgot the rest .. all i know that it ended with him not being in our group! AMEN!
anyways, i now have a smart guy who's my project partner (YIPEE!!)
and my mom saw my boxer short taht i made in sewing class and says taht the labor/workmanship is very veryy excellent for a beginner/learner. YES!! maternal approval! :D

anyways other than that, math class was boring, my english class was also boring but i have my provincial exam for it in april so FML, biology class was also boring i spent the time copying notes off the board and reading the text while praying to god that an actual proper book will materialize itself infront of me to provide me with decent entertainment till the bell rings.

actually today went by pretty fast! that was good since french seems to drag on and on, but the good thing is the new teach (blondie) is a very easy marker and i am proud to say that i have 24/24 ( 100% for the sub-80 IQ) on my newest french test, but my mark before was so low that it didn't so shit the boost my mark up to a 90%...boo, well, my literature and writing marks are still my lowest so i have decided to drop my kuai gia act with mr. C and to be the pushy bitch i usually am and just bother him until he tills me wat i have to do to get 18/2o or 19/20 or 20/20 on my essay cause my marks are so low and its so close to june that i can't afford to fuck up now.. i'm scared of what my mom will think about my marks in the april report card. thank got its just interm/progress report.

well, tomorrow i have a major socials test on some dumb war..the germans are involved, as always, and i want NEED(!) to get 90% and over if i want to bump my mark back to where it belongs. mr. T is a great teacher for day to day classes but his midterm exams are killer, they just ruin you mark; my ss marks went down about 9% and my friend (also really smart) went down 15% , and I DIDN'T STUDY and SHE STUDIED FOR 7 HOURS THE NIGHT BEFORE!!

guhhh... well there's the weeks schedual:

tuesday/tomorrow :
- Socials test (boo)
- Physiotherapy
Wednesday :
- Dinner wit.my cousin and aunt (both angmoh..this is gonna be interesting..oh god.)
Thurday :
- i better ahve my card board boxes ready for the project working on at break and lunch
- Physiotherapy
Friday :
- project @ break and lunch
- after school! = hopefully, going to Aberdeen Mall afterschool wit lewin, narfie and this new japanese exchange student named arisa (pretty name) , we're bring her to the most asian mall in vancouver next to Crystal mall, and we're showing her Daiso! :D .. mom is gonna pick up my school bag after school and L,N,A & I are probs gonna bus to the skytrain/MRT station then take some line to Aberdeen, i'm allowed out pretty late (8:30ish) but i have to be a the brentwood skytrain at like 8:30 to 9 pm. otherwise i'll get my ass beat. i need to go to Daiso anyways, i need some stuff for the project, some fragrance oil (for mom and i's smelly burner lamp things), and probably some stationary bullshit.
ah well, its not confirmed yet so i'm not gonna get excited yet.

Monday (Next monday)
- two essays for lit/writing due! :(
Tuesday
- French project due :(

... and i think on friday the english project is due too... hmm, i gotta figure that shit out.

anyways, now off to my pre study nap, it's 11:04pm now so i'm gonna sleep till its like 12: 30 am, then study. i find that my mind retains the most information when its under pressure by the fact that the test is in literally just hours :)

so bye bye!
muah!
om nom nom nom

ps.. have you ever tried bread with just honey? DELICIOUS!

pps. arisa gave me this japanese goodie bag thinger, i think that everyone she consideres a friend get one... so chio!!

okay, so i'm done my essay, (amen) and i'm done my homework, which knocks off alot off of my to-do list so here is the new one:

- wait for my orriantation(sp) to get back from the teacher person so i can lie and say that i've been excercising for the last 6 weeks
- find a way to do my mcbeth project on the weekend.. lol my friend and this guy who likes her are in a group project where we have to write a song about mcbeth and make a music video about him/it too (ITS DUE AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!)
- write my resume
- find a job (actually i might just hand out my resume to every store and go for who ever calls back, its not like they actually do the math for birthdays right?)
- wait for the guy to e-mail me back fro the A levels thinger
- ask kevin about the SAT durrin the summer thing
- start studin for SATs ... oh god i'm never gonna get the will power to do that!

any ways other things that happened today:
... watched the other half of Shindler's list in socials - seriously, i get that its suppose to be heartwrenching that the little boy has to hid from the nazis by hiding in a port-a-potty but all i could think of was: "WTF? WHAT IS THIS?! SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE JEW EDITION??! .. but it really starts to hurt when you see the scene where the women are running to the trucks filled with kids- screaming their kids names, looking for them. That sucked. but i love the theme song for the movie, sad but so beautiful. but whats gross : when they made the jews run in a circle and pulled out the healthy ones for work... I SAW OLD MEN DICKS!! EWWWWW I DON'T WANT TO SEE THOSE GOOGLIES! *stabs self in eye* other than that i like the movie..well so far.
... instead of sewing i now have planning, which is in the computer room so we don't have to take a binder and all the shit that comes with that. thank god. my class doubled since we're teamin up with another elective class. planning is basically planning for the future, your classes, jobs etc. borin bullshit since i already figured it out. today we had homework( due on friday) where you have to write your nickname, future job, what you'll actually probably be doing, what pisses you off, what you always say, and your biggest regret. mine went like this:
.nickname - Sylvie
.dream job - Patent Lawyer
.actual job - Waitress .. ( i wanted to write stripper but i wasn't allowed :(
.what pisses you off - talking when i'm trying to sleep
.what you always say - i don't give a fuck!(well on the paper it said: who cares?, but in all honesty it'd be' i don't give a fuck!')
.regret - too many to count..

thats it then we have to draw a picture of ourselves
...GOOD NEWS::the socials test got postponed!!! YES! i have it now on tuesday! :D

um..i think that is
oh, the girls in my hallway were taking pictures of each other and group shots in the hallways with camaras.. they were both pink i don't know who the first one belongs to but i know the second camara belonged to the japanese exchange student, her nails are sooo pretty!! and her phone is wicked. those japs...keeping all the good technology for themselves,*shame, shame*

ha well, its like 8:20 pm now, i'm done my homework, mom's sleeping on the couch watching her tv, my neck and shoulder are killing me, i think i'm gonna sleep. yup i know its early but like i always say : i don't give a fuck!

so toodles!!
night night

ps.. wow two post in one night .. can you say addiction?

Labels: exchange student, i don't care.., project, Schindler's list, school, slumdog millionaire, st.patricks day

okay so i thought that today was a late start... not.
i was late to school and then found out instead of late start => we have early dismissal... that was kinda a bummer

ah well, so i get to class and i figured that my day till the end would be kinda relaxed. but instead : essay due at the end of school! which is in 3-4 hours. FUCK!

so i'm tryin to write the damn essay at socials (which i can't cause the teach wouldn't let us since we were watching a movie) and in religion class (FAIL cause i had to present my project that envolved alot of my mom's fried rice)

so at break i was talking to one of my friends who was in my lit class and she had the same problem too, she said that she was going to email it to him... hm... good idea

but i decided to switch it up a bit and change the time on my computer so that instead of e-mailing it to him at like 1pm i'm gonna be handing it to him at 10am!
HAHA GENIUS!!!

other than that, she totally made me feel so much more comfortable about my decision of changing psychology to calculus, she said that all the seniors who were taking it was regreating it cause the class is stupid, 5 times harded than the discription said, and the teacher was shit. so yipee!!

also while i was heating up the food for my project i ran into my guidence counciler who was also the art teacher. i felt so bad for choosing sewing instead of art since i promised her since last year that i would take art, so i though she'd be a bit bitchy to me but nope! she was cool. and i got my mom to back me up on the "my mom wanted me to take sewing because i'm gonna be on my own soon and i need to know how to fix my clothes!" story so that when she confronts me, i have back up!

so thats' all for now
i'm on the big computer since mom grounded me from my laptop
so now... going to START my essay and even though its actually 1:50 pm... on my computer its still 10:39 am

Hallelujah!!

ps.. its saint patricks day and everyone wore green, i didn't wear green. i don't like green. fuck green.

so i guess this is my 1st post in a very lonnng time, funny how once i delete my old blog, my friends and other people i know start up their own...hmm.. conpiracy? i think so.

its' 6 pm, i should be asleep, i should be waking up at 8pm, and doing my powerpoint for religion class..btw, why the fuck do i have to take religion class when i'm not even religious in the catholic sense? it's fuckin' bullshit!!

ah well, i didn't get much sleep last night
dreamt that i managed to actually grad early, but bombed my SATS and A levels and then didn't get into any universities AT ALL!
i woke up at one am...it now 7pm, i'm still not falling asleep

on the topic of school... i switched pyschology for calculus..what possessed me to do that: no idea

well, i guess this will be my first post, i wish that i could blog from my phone but i'm not american so i can't =(

i wonder if i'm gonna be addicted again :p

anyways, i think that i should really be looking stuff to do but i have more than the normal amount of stuff to do so i'm just gonna post a todo list so i can be humiliated and get motivation do it them all.

to do list:
- PE online ( 5 months overdue )
- sewing collage
- english virger ppg
- powerpoint for ce
- english mcbeth project that's going absolutely nowhere AHHH!!!
- find a job
- email that guy about the A levels

things i gotta keep in mind:
- find SAT prep course for summer
- remember to sign up for summer courses (engslih, chem, french)
- study for SAT s and A levels
- Look up requirements for uni.s
- sneak in time for a lush bubble bath
- bring up my literature/writing mark
- bring up my french mark
- to refrain from having a nervous breakdown
- to get used to canadian time, cause sleepin durin the day then doing homework
at 3 am in the morning can't be good for my brain
- loose vacation weight
- sleep
- eat
- relaxxxx

courses nex yr:

- English 12
- Math 12
- CE 11 (FUCK YOU!!!)
- Chemistry 12
- Biology 12
- Physics 11
- Calculus 12
- Textiles/Sewing 11


in general : i'm sooo fucked. great.